HERE FOR DROOL-WORTHY HUBBIES? OR JUST FREE ONES? MAYBE SOMETHING TO RUB UR BELLY?

It is with deep regret that we announce the passing of FREE!hubby. Wow, what a remarkable store. So many lives touched. So many gross surprises. Way too much to repress. Take comfort in knowing FREE!hubby's closing was painless and its assets were completely devoured. We are so sorry for your loss and will continue to provide peer-reviewed furious prayer for you and whatever it is you were hoping to find here. At this time, we ask the public to stay the fuck out of the former FREE!hubby storefront, even if beseeching voices from within the rubble say otherwise. Deepest sympathy and lots of spirits, from now until eternity. Ciao.