HEARD AROUND TOWN!

Pssst, over here. Did someone say deliciously blather? Juicy morsels (hmm, I'm listening...). Insecurities (sluuuuurp!). Strange diseases (now we're getting somewhere...). hair-brained fantasies (biting my nails off, and my fingers). Embarrassing admissions (100% can't resist!). Sad preoccupations (ooooh, stop! [DON'T YOU DARE]). Dirty laundry (GET. ME. IN. THAT. HAMPER. NOW.). Delusional spank banks (AH-OOH-GA!). Sexy hocus-pocus (details NOW). Stale romance (DISH THAT DIRT right into my hungry blabbermouth).  Lil' crazy (YES YES YES.) Fake babies (HUBBA HUBBA). Wet dreams (WILL. DONATE. EVERY. GODDAMN. ORGAN. TO. KNOW. Seriously, don't even need 'em). We want every hot load of yakkety yak you've got. We're listening. We're always listening...

"THERE'S A SECRET JOURNAL IN THE BACK OF THE NIGHTSTAND FULL OF MY THOUGHTS ON KOREAN HORSES AND OLD FOOD. I SWEAR, IF YOU FUCKING READ IT..." --- MRS. KEITH ALASKA

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