LUXURY HOUSE — OLD JOJOBA

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JOJOBA JUICY BUREAU

You Won't Believe Your Eyes
Luxury Home Hidden in Tornado, Hidden in Global Warming Effects
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tips — AN ARTISTIC RECONSTRUCTION SHOWS GORGEOUS TORNADO AND VILLA

YAMMYWAMP FLATS, OJ — The president has issued a state of emergency in response to a furious daddy’s discovery of his daughter’s cohabitation with unapproved hottie husband. Using 50+ viral videos, a pro bono psychic was able to pinpoint the couple’s secret location: a luxury home hidden in a shit show EF9 tornado, caused by global warming. The dope love nest is a mind-numbing next-gen panoply of 3D prims and crappy builder-grade garbage, arrogantly dropped on the debris of other people's lives. The look is completed with 29 useless apps, and a pair of fresh and funky palm trees, courtesy of global warming. Although the couple joked that daddy is a mega dickhead, they admitted he does cherish his women, and enjoys keeping tabs on them. A personal charity campaign for tornado damage has been set up in their name.