MACHU PICCHU — OLD JOJOBA

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Machu Picchu Takes Lake Tahoe Vacation
Shocked Tourists Left to Rot, Wander Peru Aimlessly
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tips — AN UNIDENTIFIED MAN WINCES IN PAIN AS HE RECIEVES WORD OF LOUSY VACATION

PUMPICOPYS, OJ — Even the sickest hideaways need a little R&R every now and then. But when famed Machu Picchu pulled a cool-guy move and boned out to Lake Tahoe late last night, a mega shit storm erupted. Correspondents claim that the number of tourists h8ing on the World Heritage Site is srsly messed up. While scientists agree this was a playfully hot move by the mountain-top citadel, they admit it's a stark reminder to the public that leaving an alpha channel behind while traveling is a mad stupid invitation for prospective thieves.