ROTTEN SHARK — OLD JOJOBA

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40-Year-Old Rotten Shark Achieves Life Goal
Washes Ashore on Mysterious Ice Moon, Scientists Track Courageous Journey
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tips — A SHARK PAUSES BY A BLOBBY ROCK, AS SEEN FROM AN UNKNOWN LOCATION

UNKNOWN LOCATION, ICE MOON — Here we go again – another baby boomer wannabe steals all the attention from elderly moms with a remarkable bucket list accomplishment. This sick shark kept it trendy and low-cost by burning all possessions that couldn't fit in a cute tote, then made the no-drama, dream journey like a boss. Scientists agree that global warming isn't for everyone, but it is the leading cause of crazy important dream vacays.