SULFUR PIT — OLD JOJOBA

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JOJOBA JUICY BUREAU

Wealthy Sulfur Pit Builds Without Permit
State Demands Spectacular Summer Castle Home Demolished, 100 Million at Risk
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tips — FOUL STEAM RISES FROM THE STALLED CASTLE CONSTRUCTION SITE

PUMPICOPYS, OJ — A local rich-ass sulfur pit got ball tapped when authorities brought a dead-ass halt to the construction of its slammin' new summer villa, due to bogus permits. Despite being seriously butt-hurt, the pit claimed it was too bizzy dealing with a Lambo infestation to care. Meanwhile, the president has ordered a series of drone strikes to bring the property into compliance. In a statement, the aggro pit called the prez's move "unfunny" and has threatened to hot box the planet in toxic gas, while simultaneously unleashing several sleazy hobgoblins from its subterranean stables. Federal law dogs will continue to monitor this pain in the ass; 100 million are at risk.