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Srsly? Who doesn't love hot patties and cream 'n' things? The stuff's fluffy, slimy, maybe has some bones, and ends up in the toilet. But does your ravenous husband approve of your Dorito-crusting? How about your kids? When was the last time you ate Satan's noodle salad naked before a mirror? Thursday? Sounds like it's time for dumpy summer snacks! Welcome to Terry's Eat-In Ruins®. Here's what happens when you're in the mood to swim in ranch dressing for a mouthwatering experiment...
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It's so easy, so easy, (one more time) sooooo flippin' easy you could serve it on a paper plate, beach blanket, or in your back pocket at a festival. One taste and you'll want to spend your weekend double fisting red velvet cheese shrimps and telling your neighbors about sour sausages. But wait, did you know your oven is on, baking is out, and no-bake is the only true path to ham pleasures? Wrong! No-bake is over so make way for slow pinching. All it takes is two gummy fingers to slow pinch your pepperoni angel cakes all the way to the bathroom while screaming "S'more!" Come on down to Terry's Eat-In Ruins®, where you're definitely eating possum tonight.
