Hot Jar Ideas That Will Leave You Speechless In 2016

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My sister Geri has cider in her hood. She just bites it to drink.

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Isn't This Everything You Need to Know?

“And then there’s that little scrap of diaper you only think about late at night when the house is dark and quiet and you got no problems...”

— Pepe Hog-River

“I was a subhuman drunk living off deer ticks and toothpaste in the streets of Philly.”

— Jambi Cool Swamp

“When the spirits of our beloved pets come back, they often look for a host to inhabit, like your Dad’s Buick, or a bag of old golf balls.”

— Mrs. Keith Alaska

“Don’t want your back kisses, never did. Okay?”

— Bad Scallion

“Find a safe place and fill it with a squirt of cream cheese.”

— Vicki Cheddars

Changed Into a Small Pig

Coolest thing ever is when ogres crush teddies and nightgowns under a rock.

1. Finally I got whisky again. 
    

2. The conversation is right when you get to choose words.
    

3. Have you heard of wishes?

Suburban Fungus

Instead of having lunch, how about snake?

Why Does a Stranger In My Head Hurt So Bad?

Nowadays cocoa's cheap, C'MON!

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